ARK Needs You Today ^.^

So please help today by sending as many of the smexy below as you can to 666 Retartded Kitten Lane, in Dueshbag, Loserville .

The only thing that can heal the poor retarded kitties is the care of the smexy Japanese ladies. You CAN make a difference. :)

And if you don't then.....then fine I'll just throw all the retarded kittens in a bag and throw the bag off a cliff. And it will be all your fault so you'll take up alcohol to sooth the wounds but it won't work and you'll lose your job and you wife will leave you for that annoying young poolboy. And....and then you'll get picked up for doing meth and you'll be bubba's prison bitch untill you die from colon cancer. >.O

Super Ultra Pancake Sleepy Time Forever

Brain not working. Hur hur hur hur

Another Week Of Doom

So I had to work all weekend and now I have to work all this week.....shit.... And on top of that I had one of those dreams that felt real this morning. :( Now it's not what you think you perverts there was no sex in the dream just the sense of finally having companionship.

The older I get the more I just what someone to love and share life with and the less I care about getting the smexy time. Soooo this is going to be one long fucking day.

I'm tired as hell even though I went to bed uber early. And I got yelled at last night on Moderen Warfare 2 because some guy thought I was using a turbo controller, when I don't. I just have a really fast trigger finger. I was able to message him to point he said sorry to me so I give myself +1 internet points for that. lol

Bump Bump Bump Bump

Puuuurrrfffppppp

Bioshock 2 Review

There's you a freakish Big Daddy and there's your freakish Little Sister

Alrighty I've had a good day so put into this game and it's time to spill my thoughts. Right away if you've played the first game you'll feel at home among the crumbling walls of Rapture.

It is slightly more focused on combat this time which is made a hell of allot easier by duel wielding you weapon in one hand and Plasmid in the other.

And the interactions with the Little Sisters definitely make the decision to "Save" or "Harvest" allot deeper. It's hard as hell to kill a little girl who just said your the best daddy ever. :(

The game really picks up speed at the end having a pretty interesting ending. I saved everyone on my first playthrough so I'm starting my second where I kill them all. >:) I will also be playing it on it's hardest difficulty so I'll see how much that makes a difference in the game.

Now on to the multiplayer. It turns out to be better then I thought it would be. You gain Adam which is pretty much EXP for getting kills and completing challenges. you level up unlocking more guns, attachments for said guns, Plasmids, and different Masks and melee weapons for you character. There are a bunch of characters to choose from so you can pick the crazy ass sea dweller of your choice. Stages are fairly nice, with some open ones and some hectic close combat ones. I did have a problem with lag but not to severely.

Rap that shit up B! Ok over all I give this game and 8.5 out of 10. Score would have been high if the single player game was longer or if the multiplayer didn't lag so much but still a great game to pick up.

Filler

Been Very Sick

Will be back to regular timing whenz I feels like it. Till then feel horrible for not being sick while I am. >:(

Snow, Snow, Snow.

Well were supposed to get around 10 inch's of snow this weekend. Which has ruined my weekend plans, very bad snow. >:O But if it's got to ruin plans it better be one hell of a snow that's all I've got to say. So I'll be trying to keep warm and playing Mass Effect 2 all weekend, so some fun shall be had.

Mass Effect 2 Buy NOW!

Seriously, one of the best games I've played. No joke. It takes so many cool things and puts them together to form a great masterpiece. Fantastic voice acting, combat feels like a shooter, interesting characters everywhere. In two days I'm 26 hours into it and I'm sure as soon as I beat it I'm going to play through it again. :D I gives it a 9 out of 10.

Fun Trip In Future...Maybe

So I might be going to a strip club in two weekends. I've never been to one before and the sad fact is I'm single so I worry about getting addicted to such a expensive form of entertainment. Or even worse it makes me go out in the world and find some crazy lady for myself. : ( I don't want anybody right now but my Penis never listens to me when I tell him that. He can be really hard headed some times. >.>

So I may be staying behind at the Hotel by myself while the others go. Or I may not. If I do go I will be consuming lots of alcohol to calm myself that's for sure. So.....going to strip clubs, anybody for or against them?

Farve Got Screwed

Six fumbles......six....you can not win a game with that many turn overs, the Vikings as a professional football team should not have been able to screw up that much. Farve was getting hit on almost every play, got hurt and still played. Now he did throw the interception at the end of the game and everyone's like he should have run......run? Really? Maybe they forgot he's been limping the entire game. I think it's pretty amazing that it was as close a game as it was. The Saints should have run away with it and I think if they play the same way against the Colts there not going to have the same good fortune with the insane amount of turn overs.

Hopefully it should be a good game. And I wouldn't mind ether team winning.

Cool Commercial

Seen a good one last night.



Love the music so I got the song from Amazon. I had no interest in this game before but now I think I may give it a try. Hot chicks + gun fights = awesome.

Unreal Lag

I really believe how poor the online is for Modern Warfare 2. And by online I mean servers. You're constantly getting booted or having to wait for host change. Lobbies take forever, sometimes splitting up your party! And then we have the wonderful match's that don't end even though there a total lag fest. I just don't want to hear how much better Infinity Ward is then Treyarch because there not. I never had this problems playing World at War. Plus Treyarch has a fantastic fan site where they track you stats and the developers actually let you know whats going on to fix glitches.

Well there's my rant I'm done. :P

I gotz a new beard!

Trying to do my best evil face......nope not evil....just looks like I'm going to do evil things to your sheep.
: -\

But it is an awesome beard....right?

It Died.....Again.

My third 360 is down. I've already got Microsoft to send me the shipping label, so now it's a waiting game. :( Total suckage.