Friday, February 19, 2010

ARK Needs You Today ^.^

So please help today by sending as many of the smexy below as you can to 666 Retartded Kitten Lane, in Dueshbag, Loserville .

The only thing that can heal the poor retarded kitties is the care of the smexy Japanese ladies. You CAN make a difference. :)

And if you don't then.....then fine I'll just throw all the retarded kittens in a bag and throw the bag off a cliff. And it will be all your fault so you'll take up alcohol to sooth the wounds but it won't work and you'll lose your job and you wife will leave you for that annoying young poolboy. And....and then you'll get picked up for doing meth and you'll be bubba's prison bitch untill you die from colon cancer. >.O

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Monday, February 15, 2010

Another Week Of Doom

So I had to work all weekend and now I have to work all this week.....shit.... And on top of that I had one of those dreams that felt real this morning. :( Now it's not what you think you perverts there was no sex in the dream just the sense of finally having companionship.

The older I get the more I just what someone to love and share life with and the less I care about getting the smexy time. Soooo this is going to be one long fucking day.
I'm tired as hell even though I went to bed uber early. And I got yelled at last night on Moderen Warfare 2 because some guy thought I was using a turbo controller, when I don't. I just have a really fast trigger finger. I was able to message him to point he said sorry to me so I give myself +1 internet points for that. lol

Friday, February 12, 2010

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Bioshock 2 Review

There's you a freakish Big Daddy and there's your freakish Little Sister

Alrighty I've had a good day so put into this game and it's time to spill my thoughts. Right away if you've played the first game you'll feel at home among the crumbling walls of Rapture.

It is slightly more focused on combat this time which is made a hell of allot easier by duel wielding you weapon in one hand and Plasmid in the other.

And the interactions with the Little Sisters definitely make the decision to "Save" or "Harvest" allot deeper. It's hard as hell to kill a little girl who just said your the best daddy ever. :(

The game really picks up speed at the end having a pretty interesting ending. I saved everyone on my first playthrough so I'm starting my second where I kill them all. >:) I will also be playing it on it's hardest difficulty so I'll see how much that makes a difference in the game.

Now on to the multiplayer. It turns out to be better then I thought it would be. You gain Adam which is pretty much EXP for getting kills and completing challenges. you level up unlocking more guns, attachments for said guns, Plasmids, and different Masks and melee weapons for you character. There are a bunch of characters to choose from so you can pick the crazy ass sea dweller of your choice. Stages are fairly nice, with some open ones and some hectic close combat ones. I did have a problem with lag but not to severely.

Rap that shit up B! Ok over all I give this game and 8.5 out of 10. Score would have been high if the single player game was longer or if the multiplayer didn't lag so much but still a great game to pick up.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Been Very Sick

Will be back to regular timing whenz I feels like it. Till then feel horrible for not being sick while I am. >:(