Call of Duty: Black Ops Prestige Emblems

Figured I'd throw this up.

duuuuuurrrrrrrrrr

Yup, can happen anytime, beware. O.O

................need........sleep........

Yeah yeah yeah yeahhhhhh!

I need to go to sleep. 0.-

Call Of Duty: Black Ops Multiplayer Video

Ok so in the video we see a guy shooting a knife so yay! Were probably still going to get those damn knife runners. >.< The first perk looked like an explosive RC car which may be fun or it may be a pain in the ass.

Sam Fisher is BAMF!

So I've recently finished playing Splinter Cell: Conviction and I very much enjoyed it. Unlike older Splinter Cell games you don't auto lose if discovered. Which due to my impatience and need to kill everyone I run into did not work out so well. :?

I must say the game did a good job of making you feel like a badass killing machine with the enemies fearing you and killer ending, wont say any more due to spoilers but it 's up there with any killer action movie ending, leaving the words damn escaping out of your mouth. >:)

My Score: 8.5

Gamespot Score: 8.0

Reviews

I've been watching allot of Naruto and I likes it, but it does follow allot of anime pit falls. Like repeating scenes to eat of show time. But then it has great episode with so kick butt action.

I also finished playing Alpha Protocol. A much better game for me then the review says. I t did ave so problems that just a little more polish could have fixed.

The thing that was really cool about this game other then being a super secret spy is all throughout the game you have conversations where you choose what kind of answer to give and the game changes pretty dramatically due to them. It changes your characters personality and how other react to you.

Sadly they will not be making another one because this one did so bad. :( But tis a great bargain bin grab though.

My Score: 7.5

Gamespot: 6.0

Canada Day

:D

New Twisted Metal Goodness

The psycho clown and all the glorious car combat is coming back. Here's the E3 video from Gamespot. I'm not so sure about the way there taking it but I wont pass judgment till we see more.

It does kind of scare me that they at first were not going to include a single player. *-* WTF were they thinking! Thank PIE that someone hit them with a stupid stick and they will be adding it. Also a shame it's only coming out on the PS3, I so do love my achievements. ;) But all in all I've been waiting for another TM tital and it's about time they deliverd. >:P

New Look

Anyone who reads this and gives half a damn let me know what ya think of the new look. >.>

Better Modern Warfare 2 Prestige Pic

I've reached 10th, and only four more till my homie reaches 10th.

Badass Picture

That I really need made into a poster.

Finally Got Date For House Closing

Monday! Monday! Monday! It will finally be mine! Muh hah ha ha

I still don't know if I'm going to move everything right away or If I'll wait till I get internet hooked up there. But I'll probably end up moving everything. :D

I need my house now!!!!!!!!

Didn't know what picture to put up so this is what you get. >:(


The wait is killing me. (X.X) Why must they go so slow! Hopefully it will close this week and soon or I'm going to lose my damned mind. I needs me a weeny smoothy...wait that's Meatwad....never mind. >.> O that's right the house, I've had a month to think about where I'm going to put all my stuff in it and eveytime I drive by the road it's on I think I'll be turning there soon. :)

Funny Ass Video

This reminds me of good old Loony Toons mixed with a little Ren & Stimpy. Man they just don't make them like that anymore. :(

Fallout: New Vegas

Is looking freaking great, link. This is a day one buy for me after I logged easily over 300 hours on the last game Fallout 3. Hopefully they'll have another kickass collectors addition as well. The additions sound good and I like that there not trying to change the gameplay mechanics that we got used to in Fallout 3.

Bungie's Next Game....

...Might be an action/RPG. I think this could be a good move. They get to work on something new and expand there skills but they can keep the elements that made them famous. Maybe something along the lines of Mass Effect but with there better shooting mechanics. Something to keep an eye on for sure.

Treyarch's New Call Of Duty's Here!

Call Of Duty: Black Ops which will be released November 9. I can't freaking wait! I hope they bring back there stat tracking fan site, it totally ruled. As well as finally getting ride of the annoying perks. -.- Probably not...

Swords Great For Killing & Great Looking

I've always loved the way swords look. So far I have about 6 swords and a bunch of shorter blades. I have a rather small apartment so it looks a little on the creepy side. :P

There's definitely an art form to sword crafting that show a great and deadly beauty. And in there perhaps lays the form of beauty, the fact that this construction of metal is a dealer of death. As well as the mystic of "the warrior" riding in to battle with his blade and courage for some noble cause.

Swords, got to catch them all. :D

Snack Foods

I've really started to get hooked on Lays Hot & Spicy Barbecue. It's got a great sweet taste with just enough hit of hotness. Lays does a pretty good job of filling up there bags. And soda mixes fine with it. Allot of time I have trouble eating hot food because drinks won't taste good with them.

Overall I give this snack-- 8 out of 10

History Channel:Civil War, Secret Missions

So I got this in yesterday from Gamefly and I must say I was pleasantly surprised. It's definitely not the best game out there but it has a very nice fun factor. It's a rather easy game and I had very little problems beating it on Hard difficulty.

It's also rather fun to shoot the old time guns, they did a nice job speeding up reload times so it's not a drain on the fighting but still reminds you of when your fighting. My favorite weapon by far was the grenades, easy to use, kills lots of enemies and well it's just plain fun to watch your enemies get blown all over the place.

The game is pretty short and even shorter when you know what to do, all in all it probably takes 2 to 3 hours to beat a single playthrough and maybe 5 to get all the achievements. Speaking of which are very easy to obtain all 1k points.

Graphics leave a bit to be desired and look like early Xbox360 games. Guns sound good and powerful. AI say the same things over and over again for what I can tell both sides.

Overall I say this is a great game to grab in a bargin bin for 5 to 10 bucks.

My Score-6.5

Dr.Pepper The Best Soda Ever

Yup, I said it. The tastes great with food or by it's self. Heck even the drinks that copy Dr.Pepper taste great. lol I think I'd trade my left nut to continue drinking Dr.Pepper for the rest of my life. Not the right one though me and him have a special relationship. So the short of the long is drink more Dr.Pepper or Gnome's will come and steal you socks while you sleep and impregnate your wife. The uh...impregnation thing was all your wifes idea. >.> Bitch be a freak.

Morning Metal List

Band-Song

Devildriver-I Could Care Less

Dethklok- Better Metal Snake

Arch Enemy- Dehumanization

Slipknot- I Am Hated

Kittie-Slow Motion

Schoolyard Heroes- Children Of The Night

Sepultura- Ratamahatta

Children Of Bodom- Are You Dead Yet?

Megadeth- Moto Psycho

Deathstars- The Revolution Exodus

Morgage Underwriters.

Can suck my mother fucking balls. Yup. I said it. I know they have to be careful to who they lend money but they do it way past the point of ridiculousness. I swear if they don't give me the loan then no one can get a loan from these guys.......I'm a little stressed about it can you tell. :D

Well I'm out, going to get my daily punching "babies in the face" workout in. >.O

Cool Free Web Browser Game

Called Shakes & Fidget. It's and RPG, and you don't do much which makes it freaking great to play in between actually getting work done. Crazy I know.

Moderen Warfare 2 Map Pack Out

So I downloaded them on my lunch break and I must say I like them. The three new stages are nice and big with lots of ambushing spots and camping spots. But I think with some quick reflexes a Run-n-gunner will have a good time as well. Any camping spot s has multiple ways to get there so as long as your not stupid and throw yourself head long into bullets you should be able to over come any fortification. So I'll actually play them live tonight after work and see if my predictions are right. lol

Filler Time!

Bum Bum Ha Bom O.o

Awww man, who let Banche drive the tank? (>.<)

Next tuesday Moderen Warfare 2 maps pack is out. Time to enjoy gaming while we can before the IRS taxes us for that too.

Enjoy the Weekend Mo Fo's

I will follow my cats advise and spend the weekend sleeping.



The weekend is a time to game, spend time with the children, and maybe if there lucky grace your spouse with your presence.

For me I gamed. Finished the expansion for Dragon Age:Origins. Took me over 10 hours which I must say I'm impressed with. I thought at most it might be a 5 hour thingy.

I've also been trying to wade my way through God of War III. That game can get so hard at times I just have to go punch a baby. Gorgeous looking but with some glitchs that almost brake the game. Great but not as good as 1 & 2.

Metro 2033 is turning to be a better game then I thought it would. Pretty interesting enough story with a little touch of RPG elements and decent combat make it a solid single player experience. I really like there post apocalyptic weapons, very creative and fun to use.

They also had an NCIS marathon yesterday for teh WIN! I very much enjoy that show.

Me and my good buddy got our butts kick for awhile on Modern Warfare 2. But apparently it's because I was running around shooting down UAV's that we kept losing. Weird right? O'well I'm sniping today with a vengeance! Muh hah ha ha ha ha

Today's post is brought to you while listening to the album "FrogStomp" by "Silver Chair". Get it today or demons will feast on your toes when you leave them hanging off the bed.

It's A Baby Map Pack!

The time has finally come they've announced the release time for the first Map Pack for Modern Warfare 2, March 30. And dear lord it couldn't come soon enough. I'm guessing it's going to follow COD:WAW with having three maps in the Map Pack. Anyway cheers my COD warriors we get to bloody another field. (^-^)

Activision Fires Two Top Infinity Wards Devs

Yeah so Activision is showing again that it's the new huge dick in town. I'm sure they were acting like jerks themselves but they just made you 1billion dollars so suck it up.

But like anyone in this times of ours the IW devs fire back with of course a law suit.

I don't like the idea of Activision handling Call of Duty, there getting to big for there britches. And this is going to impact any future Modern Warfare badly. It's just awesome to see that even when your grown up and rich you can still act like two year olds.

ARK Needs You Today ^.^

So please help today by sending as many of the smexy below as you can to 666 Retartded Kitten Lane, in Dueshbag, Loserville .

The only thing that can heal the poor retarded kitties is the care of the smexy Japanese ladies. You CAN make a difference. :)

And if you don't then.....then fine I'll just throw all the retarded kittens in a bag and throw the bag off a cliff. And it will be all your fault so you'll take up alcohol to sooth the wounds but it won't work and you'll lose your job and you wife will leave you for that annoying young poolboy. And....and then you'll get picked up for doing meth and you'll be bubba's prison bitch untill you die from colon cancer. >.O

Super Ultra Pancake Sleepy Time Forever

Brain not working. Hur hur hur hur

Another Week Of Doom

So I had to work all weekend and now I have to work all this week.....shit.... And on top of that I had one of those dreams that felt real this morning. :( Now it's not what you think you perverts there was no sex in the dream just the sense of finally having companionship.

The older I get the more I just what someone to love and share life with and the less I care about getting the smexy time. Soooo this is going to be one long fucking day.

I'm tired as hell even though I went to bed uber early. And I got yelled at last night on Moderen Warfare 2 because some guy thought I was using a turbo controller, when I don't. I just have a really fast trigger finger. I was able to message him to point he said sorry to me so I give myself +1 internet points for that. lol

Bump Bump Bump Bump

Puuuurrrfffppppp

Bioshock 2 Review

There's you a freakish Big Daddy and there's your freakish Little Sister

Alrighty I've had a good day so put into this game and it's time to spill my thoughts. Right away if you've played the first game you'll feel at home among the crumbling walls of Rapture.

It is slightly more focused on combat this time which is made a hell of allot easier by duel wielding you weapon in one hand and Plasmid in the other.

And the interactions with the Little Sisters definitely make the decision to "Save" or "Harvest" allot deeper. It's hard as hell to kill a little girl who just said your the best daddy ever. :(

The game really picks up speed at the end having a pretty interesting ending. I saved everyone on my first playthrough so I'm starting my second where I kill them all. >:) I will also be playing it on it's hardest difficulty so I'll see how much that makes a difference in the game.

Now on to the multiplayer. It turns out to be better then I thought it would be. You gain Adam which is pretty much EXP for getting kills and completing challenges. you level up unlocking more guns, attachments for said guns, Plasmids, and different Masks and melee weapons for you character. There are a bunch of characters to choose from so you can pick the crazy ass sea dweller of your choice. Stages are fairly nice, with some open ones and some hectic close combat ones. I did have a problem with lag but not to severely.

Rap that shit up B! Ok over all I give this game and 8.5 out of 10. Score would have been high if the single player game was longer or if the multiplayer didn't lag so much but still a great game to pick up.

Filler

Been Very Sick

Will be back to regular timing whenz I feels like it. Till then feel horrible for not being sick while I am. >:(

Snow, Snow, Snow.

Well were supposed to get around 10 inch's of snow this weekend. Which has ruined my weekend plans, very bad snow. >:O But if it's got to ruin plans it better be one hell of a snow that's all I've got to say. So I'll be trying to keep warm and playing Mass Effect 2 all weekend, so some fun shall be had.

Mass Effect 2 Buy NOW!

Seriously, one of the best games I've played. No joke. It takes so many cool things and puts them together to form a great masterpiece. Fantastic voice acting, combat feels like a shooter, interesting characters everywhere. In two days I'm 26 hours into it and I'm sure as soon as I beat it I'm going to play through it again. :D I gives it a 9 out of 10.

Fun Trip In Future...Maybe

So I might be going to a strip club in two weekends. I've never been to one before and the sad fact is I'm single so I worry about getting addicted to such a expensive form of entertainment. Or even worse it makes me go out in the world and find some crazy lady for myself. : ( I don't want anybody right now but my Penis never listens to me when I tell him that. He can be really hard headed some times. >.>

So I may be staying behind at the Hotel by myself while the others go. Or I may not. If I do go I will be consuming lots of alcohol to calm myself that's for sure. So.....going to strip clubs, anybody for or against them?

Farve Got Screwed

Six fumbles......six....you can not win a game with that many turn overs, the Vikings as a professional football team should not have been able to screw up that much. Farve was getting hit on almost every play, got hurt and still played. Now he did throw the interception at the end of the game and everyone's like he should have run......run? Really? Maybe they forgot he's been limping the entire game. I think it's pretty amazing that it was as close a game as it was. The Saints should have run away with it and I think if they play the same way against the Colts there not going to have the same good fortune with the insane amount of turn overs.

Hopefully it should be a good game. And I wouldn't mind ether team winning.

Cool Commercial

Seen a good one last night.



Love the music so I got the song from Amazon. I had no interest in this game before but now I think I may give it a try. Hot chicks + gun fights = awesome.

Unreal Lag

I really believe how poor the online is for Modern Warfare 2. And by online I mean servers. You're constantly getting booted or having to wait for host change. Lobbies take forever, sometimes splitting up your party! And then we have the wonderful match's that don't end even though there a total lag fest. I just don't want to hear how much better Infinity Ward is then Treyarch because there not. I never had this problems playing World at War. Plus Treyarch has a fantastic fan site where they track you stats and the developers actually let you know whats going on to fix glitches.

Well there's my rant I'm done. :P

I gotz a new beard!

Trying to do my best evil face......nope not evil....just looks like I'm going to do evil things to your sheep.
: -\

But it is an awesome beard....right?

It Died.....Again.

My third 360 is down. I've already got Microsoft to send me the shipping label, so now it's a waiting game. :( Total suckage.

Crybaby Cowboy LB

So after the Vikings' beating of the Cowboys the LB Keith Brooking is crying that the Vikings' ran up the score and that there classless. Dear lord man grow a set of balls and learn to stop them next time. The Vikings' players are getting paid out the ass to destroy people and hey guess what your getting paid to stop them and YOU failed. This isn't peewee feel good football. If I was the Cowboy coach I'd use this to make sure it didn't happen again and I'd probably reprimand the big crybaby LB.

Haiti Thingy

Ok I'm totally going to be an ass but o well. I think it's absolutely ridiculous that were going to be giving them 100mil dollars. There not f-ing part of our country, which by the way is hemorrhaging money. I do feel bad and sorry for them but in order to take care of others you have to take care of yourselves first. Heck even a little bit would be nice. People are losing homes and jobs left and right but were going to just be giving money away?! It just doesn't make any sense to me. Hell if the same thing happened here would Haiti be sending us money? Maybe they would but I'm not as sure whether our own government would. LOL

Anyway wish them the best of luck but your getting my tax dollars you wont be getting any more of my money that heck I don't even have. : (

Poopie!

I have nothing to add today so FILLER TIME!

POOOPIE!

A Day's Thought (Ow it burnz us! )

- I tend to be a cry baby, your shocked I know, which is something I'm trying to work on. Even if most the time I fail miserably. Sadly I'm one of those people who tend to tell you how I feel because I've learn that most of the time it's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease......or is it punched in the face I can't really remember....anyway like if I'm playing Modern Warfare 2 and the people in the match aren't playing the way I think is fair or "the right way to play" I'll get mad at them.

- But it's not there fault, short of glitching anything they do is a acceptable way to play. I'm sure the way I play pisses people off, I'm a heavy camper but I don't think I should be yelled at or penalized because of this so shouldn't do the same for others?

- Well there's my thought and I thunkt it. >.O

Mega Metal Tuesday

There your music. A little lighter this week but still good stuff.

Went Shopping

It's never a good thing when the cleaners lose Frosty's hat.

So I went shopping at Gamestop again this past weekend and picked up a couple used games.

X-man Origins: Wolverine - which turned out to be a pretty good hack'n'slash game. I give it an 8 out of 10.

RockBand - Not as good as the second but still very enjoyable. Fairly good list of music. I give it a 9 out of 10.

Timeshift - Not bad but very run of the mill shooter with a kind of cool time effecting feature. I give it a 7 out of 10.

Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust - This is a pretty bad game that's suposed to be funny that Isn't...O well 9 dollars for I'll at lest try to get as many achievements as I can from it. I give it a 4 out of 10.

Freaking awesome football games this weekend. Packers lost sadly but they at lest lost in the highest scoring play-off game in NFL history. >:)

Well that's my weekend round up. Hope all have a good week, I'm going to go get some Bojangles for lunch. :D

New Developers For Modern Warfare 3?

Here's the article from Gamespot. It's saying that they may have ex-Dead Space developer make the next Modern Warfare 3 while Infinity Ward pursues a new IP. Sounds interesting as long as the new guys don't screw it up and hell we'll still have Treyarch making them.

Cool Comic For You

First off let me say those weather wizards blow! Didn't even get freaking rain. >:(

Anyhow here's some funny comic I've found. Read them or else elve's will come and can your babies.

Pajama Forest - More clean and silly funny. 7 out of 10

Edmund Finny's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - Kind off the wall silly. 7 out of 10

The Non-Adventures of Wonderella - Awesome freaking comic that picks on super heros with a wonder woman who is not very heroic. ;P 8 out of 10

Umm not sure what this one is called - But it is a very dirty comic XXX- rated so don't click on it if you don't want to see the nude and the sex. Tis funny though. 8 out of 10

YU+ME: Dream - Very awesome story comic with a good writer who changes her style up allot.

9 out of 10